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Nov 20, 2008  The stock market took another big hit yesterday, the Dow down 427 points. And the reason, they say, is the D word. No, not "depression, but "deflation" --- the prices not just of stocks and bonds, but of everything falling like a stone.
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Nov 20, 2008  The heads of the Big Three American car companies are smart fellows whose companies are in deep trouble. And that's why they were on Capitol Hill, begging Congress for money.
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Nov 20, 2008  When the California State Supreme Court ruled that the state's ban on same-sex marriage was unconstitutional, it legalized such marriages there.
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Nov 20, 2008  Whatever the fate of Detroit's Big Three car companies, it's a matter of historic fact that car companies come and go: the Stanley Steamer, the Nash, the LaSalle --- "Gee, our old LaSalle ran great..."
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Nov 18, 2008  Most meteorological events, including the tropical depressions that become hurricanes, happen independent of what we do or don't do. We can track them, try to forecast them and get out of their way when possible
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Pretty Face
My darling, whenever I look in your eyes
You transport me to some magic place.
For the width of those lovely and wonderful eyes
Is three-tenths of the width of your face.

When I gaze on the wondrous features I love
You can't know how much rapture I'm in.
When I realize that one-fifth the height of that face
Is exactly the length of your chin.

Those yes, so hypnotic they're like a narcotic,
A window to infinite space.
With a clout like a highball, your invisible eyeball
Is one-fourteenth the height of your face.

And your nose, I suppose, may be shaped like a rose.
With what else could I ever compare ya.
When my tape measure shows that your cute little nose
Is but five percent of your facial area.

You make my life complete with your kisses so sweet.
You excite me, my love, like the devil.
With your mouth I'm content, for it's 50%
Of the width of your face at mouth level.
Charles Osgood
Funny Letters from F
Defending Baltimore
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