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Jan 5, 2009  A month after accepting Barack Obama's nomination to be Commerce Secretary, New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson has dropped out.
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Jan 5, 2009  Between Israel and Hamas, it's all-out war --- because peace is just too costly.
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Jan 5, 2009  Senate leaders are sticking to their promise not to seat Roland Burris as Barack Obama's replacement, except --- well, maybe not...
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Jan 5, 2009  Just as oil was settling into affordable territory, just as you were thinking of buying a decent-sized American car...
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Jan 2, 2009  You know what I hate? When I've spent a lot of time and effort putting together the perfect outfit for a big event - and when I get there, I find another guy wearing the same thing!
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Pretty Face
My darling, whenever I look in your eyes
You transport me to some magic place.
For the width of those lovely and wonderful eyes
Is three-tenths of the width of your face.

When I gaze on the wondrous features I love
You can't know how much rapture I'm in.
When I realize that one-fifth the height of that face
Is exactly the length of your chin.

Those yes, so hypnotic they're like a narcotic,
A window to infinite space.
With a clout like a highball, your invisible eyeball
Is one-fourteenth the height of your face.

And your nose, I suppose, may be shaped like a rose.
With what else could I ever compare ya.
When my tape measure shows that your cute little nose
Is but five percent of your facial area.

You make my life complete with your kisses so sweet.
You excite me, my love, like the devil.
With your mouth I'm content, for it's 50%
Of the width of your face at mouth level.
Charles Osgood
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